of Doom Deliver
TheGrandonGang - Outlaws Team Reporter
Vegas - (18 March 2001) --
As the 1st quarter wound down on a beautiful evening in the
Jewel of the Desert, it was announced that the outstanding Las
Vegas Outlaws' defense, as the result of a local contest, had
been named "The Dealers of Doom". And did they ever
deliver! In their first home appearance in a month, this "lights
out" style defense proved a toilet bowl had a better chance
to keep running against them than did the Birmingham offense.
Allowing only 17 yards rushing, the defense sparked the Outlaws
to their dominating victory over the Bolts.
enough about the game! Let's talk about the only truly important
thing at a home game - the fan experience!!! A few changes have
occurred around the league in the last month and the Outlaws
have made a few changes as well, all of them positive, in the
home game presentation. The pyrotechnics display has been relocated
from on the field to in the end zone, allowing for more displays.
Fans were given He Hate Me rally towels (or "He Hankies")
for use in showing their support for the home team. The visiting
team brought its squad of lovely cheerleaders who, along with
the beautiful and talented Outlaws' cheerleaders, cheered/danced
in different areas around the stadium, instead of staying in
fans proved they hadn't lost their edge in the month off. Amidst
jeers of "Bolts Bite" and "How's your sister?",
the Birmingham players were heckled unmercifully, and not without
some effect. The Bolts' Williams, after being razzed for dropping
promptly went out and mishandled a kick return. The action was
rough and ready on the field but there was a near fatality on
the sidelines. The Bolts' assistant/waterboy, who took in upon
himself to puncture one of the fans' beach balls that rolled
onto the field, was lucky not to be lynched and to escape with
the hair on his back intact!
fans were very happy to see the Las Vegas
offense beginning to heat up! Combined with
the consistently outstanding defense, the
Outlaws appear ready to deal doom and deliver
destruction as they ride through the second
half of the season towards The Big Game
At The End!